Shed your skin and lets get started

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. I tried for an early mark 6am, 7 degrees from half way. Dark and very shallow.

Caroiline reports a long trek out with the lowest tide in history. Hope it doesn't get too much colder with the nude solistice swim in less than 2 weeks. 17.1. Clear, flat, stunning, chilly but so worth it. Fever of rays, acquarium conditions for the weekend. 

The Guru's Pitch report:

Weather fine, track a good 4. Pool like conditions but very much siwmming in the shallow end with a super low tide. Walk to the point - not the day to take on passage rock. A crisp, refreshing 17 in the water, clarity improving. Couple of large rays in the bay. Some french swimmers showed up my school boy french attempts at communicating, back to my Alliance Franciase classes. Viva La Nager!

Canadian Matt followed DY over the rocks, DY neoprene protection, Canadian Matt scrape but kept the bits in one piece. 
 

Franji & Canadian Matt take an erotic hot water shower together. Security is looking for a cheeky girl with a pom pom hat who has been taking shower photos.

Meanwhile on the other side of the Nullabor, the Mermaids from Esperance say a big hello. Faahany is visiting home & has so far managed to dodge the 3 Great Whites patrolling Esperance Bay. Cold as a witches titty say the chalk board there. 

and now for the great news you have been waiting for, Jon from MJ Deluxe has injured his left testicle in a passage rock crossing & our very own Guv is taking on the lead guitar duties tonight. He was caught last night, past midnight, putting his red kimono through the paces.  Come on down tonight to Manly Surf Club for 'Tunes in June' and our very own MJ Deluxe is performing. Happy Hour 5.30 before the Guv lights up the joint.

Thanks for the swim & coffee Team. Remember don't let your true love run cold!

 

Rusty the Fish, Caroline the Godmother, the Guru & Faahany.

If you can't make it down tonight, crank up the stereo, pour a glass of Pinot, light a scubbie and listen to the last band that the Guv was in: